FLVR! (Untitled Art) | West Coast IPA

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

West Coast IPA (Non-Alcoholic)

Vibe Check:
Classic bitterness with a modern attitude — like your cool uncle who still rips vinyl.

What You're Getting:
A piney, resinous NA IPA that doesn’t pull punches. The hops are front and center, with crisp citrus and just enough malt to keep it from feeling like hop soup. Dry, assertive, and unapologetically West Coast, this one’s for the people who actually like IPAs — not the “juicy and hazy or I won’t drink it” crowd.

How We'd Drink It:
At a backyard hang where someone brought real BBQ. Or solo, when you want to sip something with edge and pretend you’re above trends.

Bottom Line:
Old‑school IPA energy, without the old‑school consequences.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with unsolicited music opinions, perfectly grilled things, and a well‑earned eye roll.