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Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Grapefruit Radler (Non-Alcoholic)

Vibe Check:
Summer in a can with zero side effects.

What You're Getting:
A zesty, slightly sweet grapefruit refresher that leans way more “sunshine spritz” than “juice box.” It’s bright, tangy, and lightly malty — just enough beer backbone to remind you where it came from. Totally sessionable, ridiculously drinkable, and exactly what you want when the day feels too nice for hard decisions.

How We'd Drink It:
Park hangs, front porch chillin’, post-pickleball victory lap. Also perfect for “it’s only noon but I deserve this” moments.

Bottom Line:
If citrus had a chill mode, this would be it. Good vibes only, guaranteed.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with SPF 30, oversized sunglasses, and zero emails.