Psychedelic Water | Prickly Pear Kava Drink with Green Tea

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Prickly Pear (Sparkling Kava Functional Beverage)

Vibe Check:
Desert vibes meet desk-chair zen.

What You're Getting:
A mood-boosting blend of kava, green tea, and velvet bean dressed up in bright, slightly tart prickly pear flavor. The kava’s there — but not shouting. Some light stevia shows up early, but it doesn’t linger long, and by sip three, the smooth fruitiness takes the wheel. It’s floral, refreshing, and calming without turning your brain to soup.

How We'd Drink It:
Midday when you’re mentally tapping out but still technically “on the clock.” Also great as a social-sipping option when you want something a little more interesting than flavored water.

Bottom Line:
Kava with a good haircut. Easygoing and way more drinkable than most of the category.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with inbox zero energy, spontaneous journaling, and politely ghosting your to-do list.

Nutrition per 12 oz can:

• Calories: 25

• Carbs: 6 g

• Sugars: 3 g

• ABV: 0%

• Functional blend: 250 mg Kava Root Extract, Green Tea Leaf Extract, Velvet Bean Seed Extract, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract, L-Theanine