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Parch | Prickly Paloma
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$6.00
Parch
Parch | Prickly Paloma
- Regular price
- $4.50
- Sale price
- $4.50
- Regular price
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$6.00
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Unsolicited Beverage Opinion™
Parch | Prickly Paloma
There’s something about a slim 10oz can that just feels… sexy (for lack of a better word). Parch nails the look, but it’s not just packaging, the drink itself is complex, layered, and honestly feels like something you’d get handed across a cocktail bar.
What I like most is they don’t overdo it. It’s got enough personality to stand on its own, but it still plays nice with food. Balanced, refreshing, and easy to reach for.
Click below to check out my full review.
Vibe Check:
This one walks the line between cocktail and wellness drink. Bittersweet, citrusy, a little floral, a little salty, but nothing feels try-hard. I will say, all of the Parch sku's are thicker than your avg mocktail and that is not a bad thing. It makes me slow down a bit and enjoy it like I would a cocktail.
What You’re Getting:
Refreshing in a way cocktails usually are, but without the shut-off feeling. The prickly pear gives a slightly sweet fruit note, grapefruit keeps it bitter & bright, the hibiscus/floral and botanicals round it out so it never feels one-dimensional. Tart unfolds without being harsh. There’s a subtle structure — salt, agave, slight vegetal/spice tones — that keeps it grounded.
Oh yeah and adaptogens, whatever those are: L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, and American Ginseng.
When/How I’d Drink It:
Over ice in a nice coup or rocks glass, maybe with a lime wedge or a slice of grapefruit or with spicy food (Mexican, Thai) or whenever you want your drink to have enough personality to pair with flavor.
Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Blue Agave Nectar, Prickly Pear Juice Concentrate, Chamomile and Hibiscus Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Lime Juice Concentrate, Grapefruit Bitters with Other Natural Flavors, Peppercorn and Jambu Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Malic Acid, Sea Salt, Adaptogens (Ginseng, L-Theanine Extract from green tea, Ashwagandha Root Extract), Black Carrot Juice Concentrate (for color), Orange Peel Bitters Extract, Hibiscus Extract, Blue Agave Inulin.
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What is Better Times?
Better Times is a marketplace for discovering and shopping the best in non-alcoholic, infused, and functional beverages. Whether you're exploring mindful drinking, cutting back, or just looking for something new, we make it easy to find your next favorite drink.
What types of beverages are available?
We carry a curated selection of non-alcoholic beer and wine, infused hemp, adaptogenic seltzers, functional tonics, and much more. We are constantly adding new products so make sure to keep coming back for new brands and products!
Are your products non-alcoholic?
Yes—all products on Better Times are alcohol-free but we offer plenty of drinks to keep the party going without the hangover
How do you select brands for the marketplace?
We partner with innovative brands that meet our quality standards for ingredients, taste, and values. Many are small or emerging makers you won’t find in most stores. If we wouldn’t drink it we promise we won't ask you to either…
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What is your return or refund policy?
Because we sell perishable goods, we don’t accept returns—but if your order arrives damaged or something isn’t right, contact us and we’ll make it right
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Better Times Market sells drinks that are federally legal because it's made with hemp-derived THC. We only sell drinks which THC content stays below 0.3% by weight, so you're good to go
So you ship everywhere?
If only it were that easy…At Better Times Market, we take compliance seriously and only ship hemp-derived THC products to states where they're legally permitted. Our site is designed to prevent orders from being placed in restricted areas — so if you can check out, you’re likely in the clear.
That said, laws can vary by state and change over time. It’s your responsibility to understand what’s allowed in your area. Need help? Reach out — our team’s happy to point you in the right direction.
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