New Brew
New Brew | Mango Euphoric Seltzer – Kratom & Kava Drink
New Brew | Mango Euphoric Seltzer – Kratom & Kava Drink
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Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™
Mango (Kratom + Kava Euphoric Seltzer)
Vibe Check:
Tropical, easygoing, and just grounded enough to keep you from floating away.What You're Getting:
I first tried New Brew on a trip to LA while building out Better Times, and it’s stuck with me ever since. The mango version brings a smooth, mellow fruitiness—less punchy than some of the other flavors, but more approachable for people new to kava or kratom. Still no stevia, no fake sweetness, and the natural funk from the functional ingredients is there, but balanced. It's a vibe, not a flavor mask.How We'd Drink It:
Late afternoon when you want to shift gears, not fall asleep. Or at a hang where everyone else is sipping something, and you want to match the mood without the aftermath.Bottom Line:
Soft, smooth, and hard not to like. If you’re looking for an entry point into the functional world, start here.Reckless Labeling:
Pairs well with hammock ambition, good conversations, and forgetting to check your phone.Nutrition per 12 oz can:
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Calories: 15
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Carbs: 4 g
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Sugars: 3 g
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ABV: 0%
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Functional blend: Kava Extract, Mitragyna Speciosa Leaf (Kratom)
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