New Brew | Berry Euphoric Seltzer – Kratom & Kava Drink

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Berry (Kratom + Kava Euphoric Seltzer)

Vibe Check:
Relaxed, slightly earthy, and surprisingly not trying to be the life of the party.

What You're Getting:
I first tried New Brew on a trip to LA while building out Better Times, and it’s stuck with me ever since. This one leans deeper into the functional flavor profile — the berry comes through with a mild tartness, but it’s not overly sweet or artificial. No stevia, no syrupy cover-up — just clean sparkling water layered with the earthy kick of kava and kratom. You can taste the actives, but they’re balanced and intentional, not muddy.

How We'd Drink It:
Post-everything. After a long day, after a tough lift, or after you’ve decided that “doing nothing” is actually doing something.

Bottom Line:
A mellow sipper with real-deal functional effects. Doesn’t try to trick you — just tries to help you chill.

Reckless Labeling:
Pairs well with deep exhales, half-finished creative projects, and not needing an excuse to feel good.

Nutrition per 12 oz can:

• Calories: 20

• Carbs: 4 g

• Sugars: 3 g

• ABV: 0%

• Functional blend: Kava Extract, Mitragyna Speciosa Leaf (Kratom)