Moonwater | Fizzy Lemon

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Fizzy Lemonade 

Vibe Check:
Lemonade stand energy meets “do not operate heavy machinery” levels of chill.

What You’re Getting:
A bright, citrus-forward soda made with real lemon juice. The flavor is familiar—lightly tart, a little sweet, and super easy to sip. But don’t let the casual lemonade vibes fool you. Depending on your dosage, this can be a full strength kick in the rear, clear-your-evening, put-on-something-soft kind of beverage. The high kicks in fast and strong thanks to the nano infusion, and it sticks the landing—smooth, deep, and no weird aftertaste. No stevia, no artificial sweeteners, no bitter hemp funk.

How We’d Drink It:
At home, comfortably horizontal, with zero agenda and a pre-selected playlist. Best enjoyed when you have nothing to prove and nowhere to be.

Bottom Line:
Bright and approachable on the surface, but make no mistake—this is a heavy hitter disguised as a citrus soda. Proceed with respect.

Reckless Labeling:
Pairs well with soft lighting, open windows, and canceling plans without guilt.

Nutrition per 12 oz can:

• Calories: ~90

• Carbs: ~22g

• Sugars: from real juice and cane sugar

• THC: 30mg Delta‑9 THC (nano-emulsified)

• No stevia or artificial additives