Moonwater | Clementine Orange

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Moonwater Clementine Orange

Vibe Check:
Sunshine in a can with just enough kick to make small talk optional.

What You’re Getting:
Look, we don’t usually love orange-flavored drinks. They’re often weirdly sweet, or taste like vitamins pretending to be juice. But this? This is the exception. An infused sparkling sipper that hits bright and citrusy without veering into creamsicle territory. The clementine adds a fresh, juicy edge, the orange is mellow—not metallic—and the whole thing feels way more balanced than we expected. Slight fizz, no aftertaste, and the THC slides in smoothly, like it’s done this before.

How We’d Drink It:
On a walk you didn’t tell anyone you were taking. With brunch you Postmated and then pretended you cooked. During daylight hours, ideally.