Milonga | Peach + Ginger Yerba Mate

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Milonga | Peach-Ginger Yerba Maté – 5mg THC

Vibe Check:
The rare drink that could lowkey replace your cold brew and your therapist.

What You’re Getting:
A 5mg THC yerba maté with peach, ginger, and unexpected emotional range. It’s got that earthy maté vibe, but the peach keeps it from tasting like soil, and the ginger sneaks in late like it RSVP’d maybe. There’s caffeine, so don’t confuse this with sleepytime tea — it’s more “I’m productive now but also chill about it.” It tastes like someone who wakes up early on purpose, but still knows how to cancel plans with grace. Not too sweet with some stevia, definitely not boring, and actually kind of hard to define (in a good way).

How We’d Drink It:
Before inboxing. While pretending to journal. During that weird in-between hour where you want to vibe but also get stuff done.

Bottom Line:
Earthy, bright, and way more balanced than your last situationship.

Reckless Labeling™:
🍵 For when you need to get your sht together, gently.*

Ranking (1–10):
6.9 – Like a wellness influencer you’d actually trust.