Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™ Grüvi | Dry Red Blend Vibe Check: Dry, chill, and definitely not grape juice in disguise. What You’re Getting: A zero-proof red blend that actually drinks like wine. Light-to-medium body, a little tart cherry and blackcurrant action, and just enough dryness to keep it from sliding into juice territory. It’s not bold, not jammy, not trying to mimic a Napa cab—and that’s kind of the point. Tastes like it belongs in a glass, not a juice box. How We’d Drink It: With pizza, pasta, takeout, or anything that makes you feel like you're pretending to be a grown-up on a Tuesday. Reckless Labeling™: Pairs well with fake candles, real gossip, and not having to Uber home. Nutritional Info: 70 calories, 17g carbs, 6g sugar. Alcohol-removed red blend.
