Blue Roo | Watermelon

Unsolicited Beverage Opinions™

Blue Roo | Watermelon – 5mg THC High Seltzer

Vibe Check:
Tastes how you want fake watermelon to taste — clean, not clownish.

What You’re Getting:
Another 5mg THC seltzer from Blue Roo, this time with a watermelon lean that actually lands. It’s light, crisp, and doesn’t do that over-the-top artificial candy thing most watermelon drinks can’t help themselves with. No sweetness overload, no weird aftertaste — just a clean, fruit-forward sparkling water that happens to have THC in it. Is it groundbreaking? No. Is it better than 80% of the category trying to do the same thing? Yeah, probably. The effect is smooth and social — enough to feel it, not enough to derail the evening.

How We’d Drink It:
At the start of something. Hanging by the cooler. Deciding whether you're committing to one or three.

Bottom Line:
It gets it right. Doesn’t try too hard. No notes, just a nod.

Reckless Labeling™:
Pairs well with knowing your limits but ignoring them anyway.

Ranking (1–10):
7.5 – Feels like the one you’d reach for without thinking twice. Not loud, just solid.