Blue Roo | Mango

What You’re Getting:
A clean, crisp 5mg THC sparkling water that does exactly what it says on the can. It’s light, refreshing, and leans more sparkling water than soda — which we respect. The mango flavor is subtle and well-balanced, not syrupy, and there’s no lingering funk from the THC. Honestly, it’s solid. But it also doesn’t stand out much from the growing list of mango-infused THC seltzers. If you like that format, this one’s a reliable option — easy to sip, easy to share, and unlikely to offend.

How We’d Drink It:
At a casual hang, while deciding whether or not you actually want to go out later. Or on your porch, thinking about laundry but not doing it.

Bottom Line:
Clean and functional. Not groundbreaking, but we’re not mad.

Reckless Labeling™:
💬 Pairs well with neutral opinions and folding chairs.

Ranking (1–10):
7.1 – Nothing new here, but nothing wrong either. A safe, chill yes.