{"product_id":"stiizy-cream-soda","title":"STIIZY | Cream Soda","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eCream Soda\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"342\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eLemonade stand energy meets “do not operate heavy machinery” levels of chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"448\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eA bright, citrus-forward soda made with real lemon juice. The flavor is familiar—lightly tart, a little sweet, and super easy to sip. But don’t let the casual lemonade vibes fool you. Depending on your dosage, this can be a full strength kick in the rear, clear-your-evening, put-on-something-soft kind of beverage. The high kicks in fast and strong thanks to the nano infusion, and it sticks the landing—smooth, deep, and no weird aftertaste. No stevia, no artificial sweeteners, no bitter hemp funk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eAt home, comfortably horizontal, with zero agenda and a pre-selected playlist. Best enjoyed when you have nothing to prove and nowhere to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eBright and approachable on the surface, but make no mistake—this is a heavy hitter disguised as a citrus soda. Proceed with respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003eReckless Labeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1293\"\u003ePairs well with soft lighting, open windows, and canceling plans without guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eNutrition per 12 oz can:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003eCalories: ~90\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003eCarbs: ~22g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003eSugars: from real juice and cane sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eTHC: 30mg Delta‑9 THC (nano-emulsified)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003eNo stevia or artificial additives\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/0951\/7869\/files\/20mg_CREAM_COA.pdf?v=1759176902\"\u003e20mg COA\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026amp; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0902\/0951\/7869\/files\/10mg_CREAM_COA.pdf?v=1759176868\"\u003e10mg COA\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Stiiizy","offers":[{"title":"20 mg","offer_id":51442073043253,"sku":"1-MW-C30","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51442073076021,"sku":null,"price":5.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Stizzy_Cookies_2.png?v=1761596382","url":"https:\/\/www.bettertimesmarket.com\/products\/stiizy-cream-soda","provider":"Better Times Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}