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Important note: \u003cstrong data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"531\"\u003eit’s not sparkling\u003c\/strong\u003e, and we thought we’d be mad about that — but we’re not. It’s shockingly refreshing, like a homemade iced tea but with better balance and zero bitterness. No stevia weirdness. No hemp funk. Just clean, citrusy calm with a subtle green tea backbone that doesn’t try to be anything it’s not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"844\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eOn your porch. With a sketchpad. While making vague plans you don’t intend to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOnly 25 calories per can \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Organic Cane Sugar, Organic Brewed Green Tea, Natural Peach Flavor, Stevia Leaf, Hemp-derived Full Spectrum CBD Extract.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/tbdshop.io\/cdn\/shop\/files\/md2503ENC3465_0893_-_CIP_HOLD_CO._-_4_25_Beverage.pdf?v=560149520747235266\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Studio TBD","offers":[{"title":"4mg (Mellow)","offer_id":50810952646965,"sku":"1-ST-M4","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 mg (High)","offer_id":51231464390965,"sku":"1-ST-M10","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"25 mg (Intense)","offer_id":51231471305013,"sku":"1-ST-M25","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TBD_10.png?v=1760533348"},{"product_id":"louie-louie-hibiscus-cherry","title":"Louie Louie | Hibiscus Cherry","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLouie Louie | Hibiscus Cherry 5mg\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral meets fruity in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You're Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Louie Louie is one of our personal favorites when it comes to infused beverages and this one doesn't miss. 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Five milligrams is the Goldilocks zone — not too much, not too little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow We'd Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e Afternoon sophistication, creative project fuel, or when you want to feel fancy without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral sophistication meets cherry comfort with hemp benefits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReckless Labeling™:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ePairs well with good books and feeling slightly artisanal.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRanking (1–10):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e9\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sophisticated flavor combo with perfect hemp dosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFiltered Carbonated Water, Organic Raw Agave Nectar, natural cherry puree, citric acid, natural cherry concentrate, natural rosemary flavoring, natural lime concentrate, potassium sorbate, natural hibiscus flavoring, natural cherry flavoring\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drinklouielouie.com\/testing-results\/\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFiltered Carbonated Water, Organic Raw Agave Nectar, natural cherry puree, citric acid, natural cherry concentrate, natural rosemary flavoring, natural lime concentrate, potassium sorbate, natural hibiscus flavoring, natural cherry flavoring\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drinklouielouie.com\/testing-results\/\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Louie Louie","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":50841566314805,"sku":"6-9D-TC","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TM_M10_5647b96b-07ad-43e1-b354-b8f02e4b5e0d.png?v=1745012566"},{"product_id":"milonga-acai-mint-yerba-mate","title":"Milonga | Acai + Mint Yerba Mate","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"135\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"135\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eMilonga | Açaí-Mint Yerba Mate \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"206\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"155\"\u003eFeels like self-care, but without all the crystals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"645\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"232\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"235\"\u003eA 5mg THC, surprisingly caffeinated (110mg, so heads up) yerba mate with subtle mint and low-key açaí flavor. Honestly? We weren’t sure mint and açaí would play nicely, but here we are. It tastes earthy and clean, with mint bringing freshness without tasting like toothpaste. The caffeine kicks in for a steady energy boost, but the THC chills it out enough so you don’t start overthinking your life. Win-win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"669\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"672\"\u003eAfter telling someone “yeah, I might swing by later,” knowing full well you won’t.\u003cstrong data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"772\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee images for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Milonga","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":50915073753397,"sku":"1-MIL-A","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51228621472053,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/acaisingle.webp?v=1747160284"},{"product_id":"moonwater-fizzy-punch-1","title":"Moonwater | Fizzy Punch","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"294\" data-start=\"251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"294\" data-start=\"258\"\u003eMoonwater Fizzy Punch – 10mg THC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI love a good fruit punch, my palate is never going to outgrow it. Moonwater is one of my favorite THC brands for a few reasons: they use simple ingredients, every flavor actually hits, and most importantly, they use real sugar. That’s a whole conversation for another time, but honestly, we’ve strayed so far from sugar that a lot of drinks either taste off or don’t sit right with me. Moonwater doesn’t miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"361\" data-start=\"251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"266\" data-start=\"251\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"269\" data-start=\"266\"\u003eTastes like the fruit punch you chugged as a kid but this time, it hits back. In a good way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"826\" data-start=\"363\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"387\" data-start=\"363\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"390\" data-start=\"387\"\u003eThis is a lightly carbonated, juice-forward THC drink with 10mg that shows up faster than you'd expect. It’s sweet but not syrupy, with real fruit flavor and none of that weird fake-aftertaste stuff you get in other infused drinks. It goes down easy, which could be dangerous depending on how your day’s going. No mystery ingredients, no bitter hemp funk, just juice, fizz, and a smooth cruise into “yeah, I’m good right here” territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"957\" data-start=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"828\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"850\"\u003eCold. Straight from the can. While pretending you didn’t just cancel plans for the third time this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1077\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/19cf_RbJqD6xAcMxe5XtmYF1xMmI4vRSJ\/view\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1Sf_4jWi2hpm3U7FErEiNkuJM7wjEm6s4\/view\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Moonwater","offers":[{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51228606431541,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30mg","offer_id":51488442908981,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Moonwater_FP_10.png?v=1775574860"},{"product_id":"moonwater-fizzy-lemon","title":"Moonwater | Fizzy Lemon","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eFizzy Lemonade \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"342\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eLemonade stand energy meets “do not operate heavy machinery” levels of chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"448\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eA bright, citrus-forward soda made with real lemon juice. The flavor is familiar—lightly tart, a little sweet, and super easy to sip. But don’t let the casual lemonade vibes fool you. Depending on your dosage, this can be a full strength kick in the rear, clear-your-evening, put-on-something-soft kind of beverage. The high kicks in fast and strong thanks to the nano infusion, and it sticks the landing—smooth, deep, and no weird aftertaste. No stevia, no artificial sweeteners, no bitter hemp funk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eAt home, comfortably horizontal, with zero agenda and a pre-selected playlist. 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