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Serve chilled in the can or over ice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSparkling Water, Limes, Lemons, Oranges, Cane Sugar, Agave Syrup, Sea Salt, Cannabis Extract, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/minneapoliscider.notion.site\/Trail-Magic-Lab-Results-ebcb892552ad4228b26602cff40e396b\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Trail Magic","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":50810891862325,"sku":"1-TM-L5","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51231486607669,"sku":"01-TM-10","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TM_M5.png?v=1772559498"},{"product_id":"trail-magic-berry-basil","title":"Trail Magic | Berry Basil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright, fresh berry and a hint of basil for a deliciously light and refreshing drink. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 mg THC per can \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Enjoy and Effects\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Everyone is unique and tolerance varies by person. 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Serve chilled in the can or over ice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSparkling Water, Apples, Blueberries, Strawberries, Basil, Citric Acid, Cannabis Extract, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCalories\u003c\/strong\u003e: 30 \u003cstrong\u003eSugar\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7g \u003cstrong\u003eSodium\u003c\/strong\u003e: 5mg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/minneapoliscider.notion.site\/Trail-Magic-Lab-Results-ebcb892552ad4228b26602cff40e396b\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Trail Magic","offers":[{"title":"3 mg","offer_id":50810916405557,"sku":"1-TM-B3","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TM_B3.png?v=1744200624"},{"product_id":"studio-tbd-green-tea-lemonade-mellow","title":"Studio TBD | Green Tea Lemonade","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"216\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"216\"\u003eStudio TBD | Green Tea Lemonade \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"336\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"233\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"236\"\u003eThe beverage equivalent of “maybe later” — chill, slightly mysterious, and probably wearing vintage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"365\"\u003eA mellow 4mg THC microdose wrapped in a green tea + lemonade combo that somehow feels like a very chill art school kid made it. 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While making vague plans you don’t intend to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOnly 25 calories per can \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Organic Cane Sugar, Organic Brewed Green Tea, Natural Peach Flavor, Stevia Leaf, Hemp-derived Full Spectrum CBD Extract.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/tbdshop.io\/cdn\/shop\/files\/md2503ENC3465_0893_-_CIP_HOLD_CO._-_4_25_Beverage.pdf?v=560149520747235266\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Studio TBD","offers":[{"title":"4mg (Mellow)","offer_id":50810952646965,"sku":"1-ST-M4","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 mg (High)","offer_id":51231464390965,"sku":"1-ST-M10","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"25 mg (Intense)","offer_id":51231471305013,"sku":"1-ST-M25","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TBD_10.png?v=1760533348"},{"product_id":"louie-louie-hibiscus-cherry","title":"Louie Louie | Hibiscus Cherry","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLouie Louie | Hibiscus Cherry 5mg\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral meets fruity in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You're Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Louie Louie is one of our personal favorites when it comes to infused beverages and this one doesn't miss. Hibiscus cherry hemp soda with 5mg relaxation. Tart cherry meets floral hibiscus in a combination that shouldn't work but absolutely does. The hibiscus gives it fancy tea shop vibes while cherry keeps it grounded. Five milligrams is the Goldilocks zone — not too much, not too little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow We'd Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e Afternoon sophistication, creative project fuel, or when you want to feel fancy without trying too hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral sophistication meets cherry comfort with hemp benefits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReckless Labeling™:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003ePairs well with good books and feeling slightly artisanal.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRanking (1–10):\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e9\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sophisticated flavor combo with perfect hemp dosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFiltered Carbonated Water, Organic Raw Agave Nectar, natural cherry puree, citric acid, natural cherry concentrate, natural rosemary flavoring, natural lime concentrate, potassium sorbate, natural hibiscus flavoring, natural cherry flavoring\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drinklouielouie.com\/testing-results\/\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFiltered Carbonated Water, Organic Raw Agave Nectar, natural cherry puree, citric acid, natural cherry concentrate, natural rosemary flavoring, natural lime concentrate, potassium sorbate, natural hibiscus flavoring, natural cherry flavoring\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drinklouielouie.com\/testing-results\/\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COA\/LAB TESTING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Louie Louie","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":50841566314805,"sku":"6-9D-TC","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/TM_M10_5647b96b-07ad-43e1-b354-b8f02e4b5e0d.png?v=1745012566"},{"product_id":"milonga-peach-ginger-yerba-mate","title":"Milonga | Sparkling Citrus + Mango Yerba Mate","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMilonga | Sparkling Citrus Yerba Mate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yerba mate for people who don't want to join a cult about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat You're Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSparkling yerba mate with citrus personality\u003c\/strong\u003e and caffeine that doesn't make you jittery. \u003cstrong\u003eEnergizing without being aggressive\u003c\/strong\u003e, citrusy without being sweet. 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Honestly? We weren’t sure mint and açaí would play nicely, but here we are. It tastes earthy and clean, with mint bringing freshness without tasting like toothpaste. The caffeine kicks in for a steady energy boost, but the THC chills it out enough so you don’t start overthinking your life. 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Moonwater is one of my favorite THC brands for a few reasons: they use simple ingredients, every flavor actually hits, and most importantly, they use real sugar. That’s a whole conversation for another time, but honestly, we’ve strayed so far from sugar that a lot of drinks either taste off or don’t sit right with me. Moonwater doesn’t miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"361\" data-start=\"251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"266\" data-start=\"251\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"269\" data-start=\"266\"\u003eTastes like the fruit punch you chugged as a kid but this time, it hits back. In a good way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"826\" data-start=\"363\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"387\" data-start=\"363\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"390\" data-start=\"387\"\u003eThis is a lightly carbonated, juice-forward THC drink with 10mg that shows up faster than you'd expect. It’s sweet but not syrupy, with real fruit flavor and none of that weird fake-aftertaste stuff you get in other infused drinks. It goes down easy, which could be dangerous depending on how your day’s going. No mystery ingredients, no bitter hemp funk, just juice, fizz, and a smooth cruise into “yeah, I’m good right here” territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"957\" data-start=\"828\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"828\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"850\"\u003eCold. Straight from the can. While pretending you didn’t just cancel plans for the third time this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1077\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/19cf_RbJqD6xAcMxe5XtmYF1xMmI4vRSJ\/view\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1Sf_4jWi2hpm3U7FErEiNkuJM7wjEm6s4\/view\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Moonwater","offers":[{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51228606431541,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30mg","offer_id":51488442908981,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Moonwater_FP_10.png?v=1775574860"},{"product_id":"blue-roo-mango","title":"Blue Roo | Mango","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"269\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlue Roo | Mango – 5mg THC High Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(13, 13, 14);\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"272\"\u003eStraightforward. Chill. Not here to reinvent the mango wheel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px\" data-edge=\"true\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"856\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eA clean, crisp \u003cstrong data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"388\"\u003e5mg THC\u003c\/strong\u003e sparkling water that does exactly what it says on the can. It’s light, refreshing, and leans more sparkling water than soda — which we respect. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"553\"\u003emango flavor\u003c\/strong\u003e is subtle and well-balanced, not syrupy, and there’s no lingering funk from the THC. Honestly, it’s solid. But it also doesn’t stand out much from the growing list of mango-infused THC seltzers. If you like that format, this one’s a reliable option — easy to sip, easy to share, and unlikely to offend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"883\"\u003eAt a casual hang, while deciding whether or not you actually want to go out later. Or on your porch, thinking about laundry but not doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eClean and functional. Not groundbreaking, but we’re not mad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eReckless Labeling™:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e💬 \u003cem data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003ePairs well with neutral opinions and folding chairs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1286\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003eRanking (1–10):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003e7.1\u003c\/strong\u003e – Nothing new here, but nothing wrong either. A safe, chill yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0281\/6914\/2350\/files\/Blue_Roo_Mango_Full_Panel_COA_Lot_1.pdf?v=1738877376\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Roo","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":50981489541429,"sku":"1-BR-M","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Blueroo_mango.png?v=1749244478"},{"product_id":"vitam-orange-lemon-1","title":"Vitam | Orange Lemon","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"255\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"273\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"273\"\u003eViatim | 10mg Sparkling THC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"365\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eThat one overachiever in the group project who’s actually cool about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"728\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"391\"\u003eWhat You're Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"394\"\u003eTo be honest, I didn’t know what to expect here—and part of me feared it’d taste like a fizzy orange Flintstone vitamin. I was wrong. This leans way more “elevated Sunny D” with a citrusy pop that feels bright without being too sweet. The 10mg THC gives it real legs, and what really sets it apart is the added vitamins and minerals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eAm I drinking this for the magnesium? No. But I didn’t hate knowing it was in there. A net positive all around—and surprisingly ideal before bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eHow We'd Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eThis one is versatile. Smooth enough for a daytime vibe, strong enough to wind down at night. Great pre-social, post-stress, or whenever you want to take the edge off without falling off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eTastes good. Feels good. Does more than it has to—and doesn’t ask for a trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1139\"\u003eReckless Labeling™:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1142\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePairs well with multitasking your wellness and your wind-down. Bonus points if you're in bed by 9:30.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0580\/5490\/1878\/files\/BBL_5838_Orange_Lemon_1.pdf?v=1718822654\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLICK HERE FOR COAS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Vitam","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51091517669685,"sku":"1-VT-10","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/BT_sized_can_renderings_V1.png?v=1772559791"},{"product_id":"blue-roo-raspberry-lime","title":"Blue Roo | Raspberry Lime","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"161\"\u003eBlue Roo | Raspberry Lime – 5mg THC High Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"178\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"181\"\u003eLike if LaCroix had a rebellious phase and tried edibles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"264\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eA crisp, lightly carbonated seltzer with a pop of raspberry and just enough lime to keep it balanced—not candy-sweet, not overly tart. The 5mg THC dose hits that mellow middle ground: functional, not floor-melting. No weird hempy aftertaste, either. 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Also works for Sunday scaries or a Tuesday with no plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eNutritional Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"719\"\u003e5mg THC | 50 Calories |13g Sugar | 0g Fat | Gluten-Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/1254\/8064\/files\/Peak_Wild_Berries_Lot_C287B347245_1265130_Cannabinoid_Profile_Non-Plant__Report.pdf?v=1735314401\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Melo","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51159491215669,"sku":"1-M-WB","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Melo_Wild_Berry.png?v=1753808289"},{"product_id":"melo-half-half-lemonade-ice-tea","title":"Melo | Half \u0026 Half Lemonade Ice Tea","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"152\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"95\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eTHC Beverage | Half \u0026amp; Half Lemonade Iced Tea – 5mg\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"232\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"169\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"172\"\u003eArnold Palmer went to a dispensary and came back way cooler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"486\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"258\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eA dead-on blend of tart lemonade and smooth black tea, with just enough THC to make errands feel optional. It’s balanced, not overly sweet, and doesn’t taste like you’re drinking a mistake. Think nostalgia, but with benefits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eFront porch hangs, golf cart joyrides, or anywhere the sun’s out and your inbox isn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"622\"\u003eNutritional Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"625\"\u003e5mg THC | 35 Calories | 45mg Sodium | 9g Sugar | Gluten-Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/1254\/8064\/files\/SA-250411-60210_Just_Brands_Melo_Half_and_Half.pdf?v=1753721028\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Melo","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51159511433525,"sku":"1-M-HH","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":52828864938293,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Melo_Half_Half.png?v=1753822736"},{"product_id":"melo-grapefruit","title":"Melo | Strawberry Mango","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"142\" data-start=\"74\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"108\" data-start=\"74\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"111\" data-start=\"108\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"142\" data-start=\"111\"\u003eMelo | Strawberry Lemonade – 5mg THC\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"246\" data-start=\"144\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"159\" data-start=\"144\"\u003eWaiting on review notes!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0681\/1254\/8064\/files\/Peak_Grapefruit_Citrus_Lot_C287E346242_1265128_Cannabinoid_Profile_Non-Plant__Report.pdf?v=1735314401\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Melo","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":51159514808629,"sku":"1-M-GF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":52828875292981,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Melo_Strawberry_Mango_70eccc14-4da6-4324-8eb8-0d9b921fe0d5.png?v=1755119008"},{"product_id":"torch-strawberry-lemonade","title":"Torch | Strawberry Lemonade","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"133\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eTorch | Strawberry Lemonade – 5mg THC Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"264\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"199\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eSummer in a can with just enough kick to make chores optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eA bright, punchy seltzer that actually tastes like strawberry lemonade—not some vague berry-citrus mashup. Sweet enough to feel fun, tart enough to keep sipping, and balanced with a 5mg THC dose that hits light and easy. It’s fruity, fizzy, and just a little bit flirty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"683\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"590\"\u003ePoolside, patio, or when you want to feel like you’re at a BBQ without actually going to one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"692\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"622\"\u003eNutritional Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"625\"\u003e5mg THC | 5 Calories |  1g Carbs | 0g Sugar | 6 mg Vitamin C | 1mg Calcium | 15mg Sodium | 28mg Potassium | Gluten-Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/torchdrinks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cid79db42b7-5e29-4bf1-b251-a8b646258cd6@namprd12.prod_.outlook.com_.pdf\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Torch","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51159530635573,"sku":"1-T-SL","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Torch_Strawberry_Lemonade.png?v=1753809189"},{"product_id":"liberty-in-a-can-watermelon-10mg","title":"Liberty In A Can | Watermelon","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"142\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"176\" data-start=\"142\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"179\" data-start=\"176\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"179\"\u003eLiberty in a Can | Watermelon 10mg\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"317\" data-start=\"225\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"225\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"243\" data-start=\"240\"\u003eFinally a watermelon drink that doesn’t taste like a melted Jolly Rancher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"620\" data-start=\"319\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"343\" data-start=\"319\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"346\" data-start=\"343\"\u003eThis one’s clean and crisp. I personally feel like watermelon flavor is usually either too fake or barely there— Liberty nailed it, it hits the middle just right. Minimal hemp flavor, no weird aftertaste. Both the 5mg and 10mg versions are crushable. Not overly sweet. Just easy to drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"622\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"644\" data-start=\"622\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"647\" data-start=\"644\"\u003eHot summer days, either at the pool\/lake or while doing yard work. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"622\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"730\"\u003eNutritional Info (per can):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"764\" data-start=\"761\"\u003eCalories: 0 | Sugar: 0g | Carbs: 0g | THC: 10mg\u003cbr data-end=\"846\" data-start=\"843\"\u003eOther: Gluten-free, vegan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePlease see COA in the Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Liberty In A Can","offers":[{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51169306181941,"sku":"1-LIC-L","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":51230407688501,"sku":"1-LIC-L","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/liberty_Watermelon_10.png?v=1760528285"},{"product_id":"liberty-in-a-can-lime-10mg","title":"Liberty In A Can | Lime","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"203\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"162\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"165\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eLiberty in a Can | Lime 10mg\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eBright, crisp, and built for day drinking without the next day consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"316\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eThey nailed it. This is what a citrus seltzer \u003cem data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eshould\u003c\/em\u003e taste like—refreshing, clean, no weird after-flavor, and not trying too hard. Lime shows up right away but doesn’t overstay. Hemp is barely noticeable. Both doses go down easy, and honestly, this one might be even more crushable than the watermelon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"650\"\u003eThis is a porch pounder. Throw a few in the cooler before heading to the lake, the beach, or wherever there’s sun and no real responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"622\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"730\"\u003eNutritional Info (per can):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"764\" data-start=\"761\"\u003eCalories: 0 | Sugar: 0g | Carbs: 0g | THC: 10mg\u003cbr data-end=\"846\" data-start=\"843\"\u003eOther: Gluten-free, vegan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePlease see COA in the Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Liberty In A Can","offers":[{"title":"5 mg","offer_id":51230413816117,"sku":"1-LIC-L","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51169388626229,"sku":"1-LIC-L","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/liberty_Lime_10.png?v=1760528071"},{"product_id":"lolli-orange-soda","title":"Lolli | Orange Soda","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"103\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"77\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinion™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"80\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"103\"\u003eLolli | Orange Soda\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"160\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"120\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eBright, nostalgic orange soda energy with a mellow lift. Feels like your favorite fountain pop—just elevated with a gentle THC buzz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"226\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"186\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eA classic orange soda made with cane sugar and natural orange flavor, infused with 10 mg of hemp-derived THC. It’s fizzy, sweet, and faithful to retro orange pop—no bitterness, no pretense. The THC comes in fast-acting nano form, so you get that fizzy sugar rush followed by a light, relaxing lift around 5–10 minutes in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"290\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"253\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eIce-cold out of the can, or poured over ice in a glass. Sip it slowly—this isn’t a slam-down soda. Best with light snacks, easy conversations, and zero pressure to perform.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"447\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eNutritional Info (per 12oz can):\u003c\/strong\u003e 156 Calories | 38g Carbs | 44g Sugar | Contains hemp‑derived THC, vegan, non‑GMO\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePlease see COA in the Product Images\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lolli","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51183735439669,"sku":"1-LL-OS","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Lolli_Orange_Soda.png?v=1754402311"},{"product_id":"lolli-grape-soda","title":"Lolli | Grape Soda","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"164\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"139\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinion™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"142\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eLolli | Grape Soda\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"337\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"181\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eNostalgic grape soda with intention—a fizzy, sweet buzz dressed up for grown-ups. Candy-forward flavor, but expect it to settle into a mellow THC finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"775\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"363\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eA classic grape soda packed with 10 mg of hemp-derived THC and dripping with cane sugar. It’s everything you remember about grape pop—juicy, purple, fizzy—but with a mellow lift that hits in about 5–10 minutes. No hidden functional claims, just sugar, flavor, and the buzz. It definitely tastes like grape soda—with that artificial fruit note—so if that’s your nostalgia lane, you’ll be in familiar territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"799\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eIce-cold. Sip slowly and wait a beat before deciding if you want more. Best paired with light snacks and chilled vibes, not for action scenes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eNutritional Info (per 12oz can):\u003c\/strong\u003e 149 Calories | ~37g Carbs | ~43g Sugar | Contains hemp‑derived THC, vegan, non‑GMO\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Lolli","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51183749562677,"sku":"1-LL-GS","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Lolli_Grape.png?v=1754402625"},{"product_id":"cantrip-root-beer","title":"Cantrip | Root Beer","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"177\" data-start=\"118\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"118\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinion™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"154\" data-start=\"151\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"177\" data-start=\"154\"\u003eCantrip | Root Beer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"315\" data-start=\"179\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"194\" data-start=\"179\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"197\" data-start=\"194\"\u003eThick, sweet nostalgia crossed with a gentle buzz—like an old-school root beer float that comes with a wave of mellow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"739\" data-start=\"317\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"341\" data-start=\"317\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"344\" data-start=\"341\"\u003eA cane sugar‑sweetened, nostalgic root beer with natural vanilla, anise, and a hint of almond, infused with hemp‑derived THC—typically 10 mg per can (two servings of 5 mg) or a larger 50 mg option. Fizzy and syrupy, but not medicinal—flavor-forward and smooth, with a soft THC crescendo about 5–15 minutes in. No fake sweeteners or weird aftertaste, just old‑school soda comfort made thoughtful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"910\" data-start=\"741\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"763\" data-start=\"741\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"766\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eBone‑cold, preferably poured over ice in a glass. Start slow—maybe half a can—wait 10 minutes. Best solo or with light snacks and chill visuals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"912\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"948\" data-start=\"912\"\u003eNutritional Info (per 12oz can):\u003c\/strong\u003e 140 Calories | ~35g Carbs | 35g Sugar | Contains hemp‑derived THC, vegan, gluten‑free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cantrip","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51183761981749,"sku":"1-CT-RB","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Cantrip_Root_Beer.png?v=1760525432"},{"product_id":"cantrip-cola-soda","title":"Cantrip | Cola Soda","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"177\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinion™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"154\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eCantrip | Root Beer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"315\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"194\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eThick, sweet nostalgia crossed with a gentle buzz—like an old-school root beer float that comes with a wave of mellow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"739\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eA cane sugar‑sweetened, nostalgic root beer with natural vanilla, anise, and a hint of almond, infused with hemp‑derived THC—typically 10 mg per can (two servings of 5 mg) or a larger 50 mg option. Fizzy and syrupy, but not medicinal—flavor-forward and smooth, with a soft THC crescendo about 5–15 minutes in. No fake sweeteners or weird aftertaste, just old‑school soda comfort made thoughtful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"910\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"766\"\u003eBone‑cold, preferably poured over ice in a glass. Start slow—maybe half a can—wait 10 minutes. Best solo or with light snacks and chill visuals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"948\"\u003eNutritional Info (per 12oz can):\u003c\/strong\u003e 160 Calories | ~40g Carbs | 40g Sugar | Contains hemp‑derived THC, vegan, gluten‑free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cantrip","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51183768174901,"sku":"1-CT-RB","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Cantrip_Cherry_Soda.png?v=1754403078"},{"product_id":"cantrip-orange-soda","title":"Cantrip | Orange Soda","description":"\u003cdiv data-event-type=\"product\" class=\"productView-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"105\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"77\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinion™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"80\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eCantrip | Orange Soda\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"162\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"122\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"125\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eBright and nostalgic citrus pop with a smooth lift. It’s bubble-gum orange soda as a beverage, but come-down mellow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"191\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003eA fast-acting orange soda infused with hemp-derived THC—either 10 mg per can (two 5 mg servings) or a potency-boosted 50 mg version. Made with carbonated water, cane sugar, and natural orange flavor, it hits crisp and citrusy with a balanced sweetness and no weird aftertaste. THC arrives around 10–15 minutes in, giving a light, settling buzz that wraps the fizzy nostalgia in calm energy. Keeps its fizz and dose even if you don’t finish it, thanks to a resealable lid.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ms-1 inline-flex max-w-full items-center relative top-[-0.094rem] animate-[show_150ms_ease-in]\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drinkcantrip.com\/products\/orange-soda-50-mg?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" rel=\"noopener\" alt=\"https:\/\/drinkcantrip.com\/products\/orange-soda-50-mg?utm_source=chatgpt.com\" class=\"flex h-4.5 overflow-hidden rounded-xl px-2 text-[9px] font-medium text-token-text-secondary! bg-[#F4F4F4]! dark:bg-[#303030]! transition-colors duration-150 ease-in-out\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative start-0 bottom-0 flex h-full w-full items-center\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex h-4 w-full items-center justify-between absolute\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"max-w-full grow truncate overflow-hidden text-center\"\u003edrinkcantrip.com\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"-me-1 flex h-full items-center rounded-full px-1 text-[#8F8F8F]\"\u003e+8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex h-4 w-full items-center justify-between\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"max-w-full grow truncate overflow-hidden text-center\"\u003edrinkcantrip.com\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"-me-1 flex h-full items-center rounded-full px-1 text-[#8F8F8F]\"\u003e+8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"flex h-4 w-full items-center justify-between absolute\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"max-w-full grow truncate overflow-hidden text-center\"\u003ebotanicanna.co\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"-me-1 flex h-full items-center rounded-full px-1 text-[#8F8F8F]\"\u003e+8\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"441\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eServe chilled or over ice, sip half and wait before finishing. Best with easygoing snacks or laid-back company—no racing around, just relax into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"574\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eNutritional Info (per 12oz can):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"482\"\u003e140 Calories | ~35–38g Carbs | ~35–38g Sugar | Contains hemp‑derived THC, vegan, gluten‑free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cantrip","offers":[{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51183773024565,"sku":"1-CT-RB","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Cantrip_Orange_Soda.png?v=1754403585"},{"product_id":"torch-mango-pineapple","title":"Torch | Mango Pineapple","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"133\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eTorch | Mango Pineapple – 10mg THC Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"264\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWaiting on notes from Keaton... Someone send him an email for us!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/torchdrinks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Mango-Pineapple-10mg_A2517TMP-GA-Certified.pdf\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick here for COAs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Torch","offers":[{"title":"10 mg","offer_id":51210235937077,"sku":"1-T-SL","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Torch_Mango_Pineapple.png?v=1755118043"},{"product_id":"moonwater-lemon-ginger-3","title":"Moonwater | Lemon Ginger","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"218\"\u003eMoonwater Lemon Ginger \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"346\" data-start=\"257\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"272\" data-start=\"257\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"275\" data-start=\"272\"\u003eThe drink version of “I’m totally fine” — but you actually kind of are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"765\" data-start=\"348\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"372\" data-start=\"348\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"375\" data-start=\"372\"\u003eA 5 mg hemp-derived THC sparkling sipper with real lemon and ginger that somehow manages to be calming \u003cem data-end=\"483\" data-start=\"478\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e slightly spicy. The ginger has a kick, but not the kind that makes you regret it, and the lemon's bright enough to keep things feeling fresh. Carbonation’s mellow, flavor’s clean, and the buzz lands soft. It’s like wellness, but with follow-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"907\" data-start=\"767\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"789\" data-start=\"767\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"792\" data-start=\"789\"\u003eSitting in traffic you’re not in a rush to leave. After a run you only sort of regretted. With takeout. In silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"909\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"925\" data-start=\"909\"\u003eBottom Line:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"928\" data-start=\"925\"\u003eZingy. Grounding. A chill adult time-out in a can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"980\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"980\"\u003eReckless Labeling™:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1006\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"1054\" data-start=\"1009\"\u003eFor when you want to microdose inner peace.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1oSpkYMNBqUjjBDR3G7Lk_45b5Xu-A1Kd\/view\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-jIGnZt dbojRz\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/18EN9snEH-JrCm4aMeStMwv42LS6SFOhQ\/view\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30mg COA Here\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Moonwater","offers":[{"title":"10mg","offer_id":51226603749685,"sku":"6-MW-LG10","price":3.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30 mg","offer_id":52823381279029,"sku":"6-MW-LG5","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0896\/5894\/9941\/files\/Moonwater_LG_10.png?v=1775574995"},{"product_id":"moonwater-clementine-orange-1","title":"Moonwater | Clementine Orange","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"productView-description\" data-event-type=\"product\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-fiCwlc LNMfF\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid overflow-hidden transition-all duration-500 ease-in-out text-left grid-rows-[1fr] opacity-100\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-[0.9rem] overflow-hidden whitespace-pre-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"211\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"255\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eUnsolicited Beverage Opinions™\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"185\" data-start=\"136\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"185\" data-start=\"143\"\u003eMoonwater Clementine Orange\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"272\" data-start=\"187\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"202\" data-start=\"187\"\u003eVibe Check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"205\" data-start=\"202\"\u003eSunshine in a can with just enough kick to make small talk optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"786\" data-start=\"274\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"298\" data-start=\"274\"\u003eWhat You’re Getting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"298\"\u003eLook, we don’t usually love orange-flavored drinks. They’re often weirdly sweet, or taste like vitamins pretending to be juice. But this? This is the exception. An infused sparkling sipper that hits bright and citrusy without veering into creamsicle territory. The clementine adds a fresh, juicy edge, the orange is mellow—not metallic—and the whole thing feels way more balanced than we expected. Slight fizz, no aftertaste, and the THC slides in smoothly, like it’s done this before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"951\" data-start=\"788\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"810\" data-start=\"788\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"813\" data-start=\"810\"\u003eOn a walk you didn’t tell anyone you were taking. With brunch you Postmated and then pretended you cooked. 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The flavor is familiar—lightly tart, a little sweet, and super easy to sip. But don’t let the casual lemonade vibes fool you. Depending on your dosage, this can be a full strength kick in the rear, clear-your-evening, put-on-something-soft kind of beverage. The high kicks in fast and strong thanks to the nano infusion, and it sticks the landing—smooth, deep, and no weird aftertaste. No stevia, no artificial sweeteners, no bitter hemp funk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eHow We’d Drink It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"972\"\u003eAt home, comfortably horizontal, with zero agenda and a pre-selected playlist. 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